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Avoiding Eye Contact with My Calling | Funny Christian Excuses Hoodie

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God’s got big plans but you’ve got a to-do list, a nap scheduled, and zero eye contact with your calling. This funny Christian t-shirt is perfect for anyone who knows they’re called, but also chronically overwhelmed. Equal parts relatable and hilarious, it’s the ideal tee for church folks, procrastinating prophets, and saints-in-progress. 

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  • 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
  • Midweight fabric: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
  • Regular fit
  • Unisex sizing

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  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

Avoiding Eye Contact with My Calling | Funny Christian Excuses Hoodie Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width Sleeve length
S
27
20
33 1/2
M
28
22
34 1/2
L
29
24
35 1/2
XL
30
26
36 1/2
2XL
31
28
37 1/2
3XL
32
30
38 1/2
4XL
33
32
39 1/2
5XL
34
34
40 1/2

Measurements are given by suppliers and may have a discrepancy of up to 2 inches (5 cm).Helpful hint! Take one of your own items, measure it, and compare those dimensions to the ones listed in this size chart.A LengthPosition the start of the tape measure at the collar's edge at the top (high point shoulder) and stretch it down to the item's end.B WidthPut the tape measure at one side of the chest and extend it across to the opposite side.C Sleeve lengthStart measuring from the middle of the back of the collar, follow along the sleeve's top seam up to the shoulder, secure the tape at the shoulder, and continue down to the sleeve's end.